{"product_id":"support-your-local-cemetery-xl-brim-floppy-sun-hat","title":"Support Your Local Cemetery XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCommunity support, but make it graveyard-adjacent.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Support Your Local Cemetery XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat brings morbid humor, oversized shade, and Witchwood Bags attitude into a dramatic outdoor accessory made for goth summer, cemetery walks, and daylight handled with sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e“Support Your Local Cemetery” message gives the hat dark humor and graveyard charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eXL floppy brim creates dramatic shade coverage with strong visual movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStatement sun-hat styling works for goth summer, festivals, and spooky outdoor outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strength of this hat is the message. It is funny, morbid, and perfectly on-brand for anyone who prefers their sunshine with cemetery energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is especially strong for customers who want alt beachwear, spooky vacation accessories, gothic garden styling, or a sun hat that makes people read twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Experience\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShaded, sarcastic, and cemetery-coded, with enough oversized brim drama to make daylight feel less offensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere to Wear \/ Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cemetery strolls, beach days, outdoor markets, festivals, vacations, goth summer outfits, or dramatic errands in full sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with black swimwear, oversized sunglasses, lace coverups, platform sandals, cemetery jewelry, or a tote full of sunscreen and secrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe XL floppy brim creates a larger sun-hat silhouette with more shade and movement than a standard brim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe floppy sun-hat construction gives the piece a flexible, casual feel with statement text made for outdoor styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Touch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot just shade. A donation drive for the dearly departed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49210743423195,"sku":"svj1788275887152","price":17.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/4432\/0475\/files\/support-your-local-cemetery-xl-brim-floppy-sun-hat_1.jpg?v=1788275891","url":"https:\/\/www.openporchmarket.shop\/products\/support-your-local-cemetery-xl-brim-floppy-sun-hat","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}